- I must love to spend money because anyone selling anything is sending me shit!
- All candidates running need and want my support because they all want to let me know they have my back.
- Somebody out there wants to date me even though I am happily married!
- Somebody in some Godforsaken country picked up a check with my name on it every so often and wants to help me by cashing it. Ah, the generosity of some people never ceases to amaze me!
- Competitors of companies of items I have purchased value my business too because they bombard me with their marketing campaigns and feel I am gullible enough to buy into them.
- Gaining another credit card will increase my spending power (yeah right)
- A new car is waiting for me to pull into the dealership and claim it! That simple!
- If I just click on a link, I will become an instant winner of whatever, some free giveaway. I don’t have to work for it, just move my mouse and click!
- Every site I visited has a log and wants me back! They know something about what I want to do with my time that I don’t. I need and want to spend it with them, at their place of business, not writing this!
