attention, how in the world is there going to be time for any of your mom and dad’s friends and family to pour any attention on you? Well, I suppose the only way is to be just as cute as can be and try to be entertaining. So, when I was born, I liked the fact my parents gave me a straight up, easy to say name Jake so no one would stumble trying to remember or say my name. I am me, I keep it real, what you see is what you get. Yes siree, I am as forthright as little boys can be.
Early on, I learned to ham it up to get folks to laugh. I cannot stand to see anyone down, especially my mommy or my daddy. At the least sign of sadness, I simply must come up with something hilarious to do. Bet you didn’t know this but some children come by this naturally. I am one such child. It is innate in me, I can just open my eyes, shut them and then open them back up in a way that makes everyone crack up laughing. I can dance, giggle, talk funny, and act goofy on the spot, and make someone go from feeling glum to feeling happy. I delight in this and realize this must be one of my main gifts.
I am not known for having volume control but that is also for a purpose. In a house with two other children, within 2 1/2 years of my age, how do you expect me to be heard with a whisper? I have learned being loud gets you the attention. Thus, I can shout loud, repeatedly and with command that says “Hey, I am talking, listen; I am in control of the situation!” For a short small little guy, it is amazing how bossy I can be when I want to. Perhaps that is why mommy has come up with that chair she sometimes has me sit in that is placed strategically in the corner. But honestly, let’s not get into that. I so seldom have to sit there. Why dwell on the negative. And when I do, my darling little smile gets me out quickly!
I am a good eater. Well, most of the time. As a baby, I would eat about anything put before me. When I learned my siblings were picky, I decided, hey if they can get away with it, why not me? However, I prefer to not go hungry so sometimes I dog that idea completely. Plus I prefer to get head nods from my folks. If the other two want to get reprimanded for not eating their meals, go for it! It just makes me look that much better!
I don’t need anyone to help me fight my fights, though I think my sister would help me if I needed her. Well, maybe she would, when she wasn’t fighting with me herself. I can stand up on my own though, quite well, daddy says. I came out of the womb with a good
My vocabulary gets bigger as I grow. Heck, it is grower quicker than I am! I am not sure why but everyone seems to think it is funny when I say expressions all the time like Holy Molly or Oh my goodness. I have no idea where I picked those up but they seem to fit so many things I need to say so I use them quite a bit. They sure seem to amuse adults when I say them too!
Oh and I did pick up a few, what Grandma calls, no-no words. Boy, you should have seen her face when I said one around her. Now that was funny, she turned a weird color on her face! What she said next though wasn't too funny. I don’t know where I heard those words though. Nobody in my family says those and I sure didn't learn them from church. All I know is saying them is getting a great deal of attention but all the wrong kind! I prefer laughter responses!
There is one thing Grandpa Jim loves about me. I am obsessed with equipment, building machines. Oh you know, the boys toys that run the gamut. That would be things like bulldozers, firetrucks, and trains. I bug him every chance I get to take me on a ride on his lawn mower, I fondly call it a tractor. I must use up a ton of fuel but he doesn't say a thing. I think that is because it gives us male bonding time. I am sorta like his male friend, even though I am only 4, don’t let that fool you. I am still a pretty good companion and darn likable. I am super easy to get along with. Mom says the girls are going to love me. Heck, one of her friend’s little girls already likes to kiss me and that started when I turned 4. Can you imagine what it will be like when I turn 10?
I think Grandpa bought a Christmas train to put around his tree just for me. He will never admit it but he lets me play with it even though half the time I pull it off the track. That train plays the most irritating song over and over again but I don’t care, just as long as it chugs along that track over and over again and I get to run the controls. I am the conductor and that is pretty cool for a little guy. I put my head down along the train and yell, “Here is comes,” over and over again. Wow, the only thing cooler than that is riding a tractor or playing with my iPad. I think some people think I am obsessed with these things. Don’t tell them this but there are worse things I could do. At least I have an interest in something. Some boys are boring. I am interesting, and I am good at almost everything I do. Did I mention I am really good at almost everything I do?
Many people don’t know that little boys can have special talents. One of mine is ventriloquism. Yes, I can talk out of the side of my mouth! Just ask anyone who knows me well. I can say anything, and make any sound out of the side of my mouth at any time. It is something to see. I have no idea why my family laughs at me. When I make a lot of money paying for my education doing this as a side job, we will see who gets the last laugh. Frankly, I think they are just jealous. Plus it comes in handy when I want to talk back. They can’t make out what I am really saying or I can make it sound like it came from someone else in the house!
I think you can tell a lot about a person by who they hang with and what they say. I hang out with mostly fun people. I don’t like negative kids because I am just not made that way. I love being with my mommy because she is pretty and also Lindsey. She is a gorgeous little blonde that likes to kiss me. Oh, I may be small but I know a good thing when I see it! My first words were things like Mommy, Daddy, love you and kiss. I learned to laugh right at the same time I learned to cry. See, happy babies are satisfied babies and I am that, content. I love life, I love my family and I love growing, learning and exploring.
My personality is much bigger than my size. And I do not need anyone to fight my battles. I am not going to be bossed around by anybody, not even my big sister. I think this ticks her off to no end. Sometimes mommy needs to set me straight on this because I forget my place in the pecking order and want to be the top dog. She reminds me I am not the man of the house. Oh, if I was, boy would I run things differently. We would all have candy every night in place of dinner.
When I look back on my life, thus far, I see images of a happy faced little boy. It seems I have always been smiling, always full of joy and always been loved. So, yeah, I may be the youngest of three, and I may not have gotten all the attention I want, but I have always gotten what I need. I enjoy giving back what I receive and it shows. It shows in the faces of those who know me and love me. This is something I have learned from my family and my family learns from me.
Grandma Ronni says my daddy use to say, when he was little, if he had to be an animal, he wanted to be a monkey. When she would ask him why, he would reply, because he wanted the ability to make everyone laugh so they would not be sad. I love that answer because there is so much sadness in the world, but not in our house. I feel just like my daddy does. I do want the world, my world, to be happy. And so, one day at a time, from the day I was born, till now, age finally four, I can say, without a doubt, I am living the dream, of accomplishing that! Every morning I wake up with a great disposition. I am happier than the day before. I came out yelling when I was born and everyone in the delivery room took it as me screaming from unhappiness but heck, I was just clearing my lungs and letting out my Wow, I am here “Hello World!”